Confession Thread

[MikeH]

Before, went for a crap.

I guess it could have been worse. I mean if you went for a crap and just then noticed it was leaking to the floor.

 

[MikeH]

Also, I once got fucked in the ass by hung transsexual pornstar Azeneth Sabrok and insta-regretted it.

Because I am young and cool hipster and with the times I first read that "instagrammed it" and was like good on you boy.

 

[maikeru]

I guess it could have been worse. I mean if you went for a crap and just then noticed it was leaking to the floor.

Might have slipped and broken my head, poor me!

 

[Durg50]

I found some semen on the floor of toilet for disabled in the Shimbashi JR stn circa 2005

Sorry, it had been a long day.

 

[maikeru]

Sorry, it had been a long day.

That was you!
You should have cleaned your act...

 

[Lukes]

Because I am young and cool hipster and with the times I first read that "instagrammed it" and was like good on you boy.

I must be behind the times because I don't even have Instagram yet, lol. At any rate, let's just say it wasn't my best spur of the moment "I'm bored and horny" idea.

 

[AMcguyver]

It’s time to open up about our deepest, darkest secrets.

I actually quite liked the final 3 Star Wars films.

 

[MikeH]

I actually quite liked the final 3 Star Wars films.

I am a self confessed nerd and computer geek and I have never seen any of them movies.

 

[Durg50]

I actually quite liked the final 3 Star Wars films.

The most recent (final) one i watched at the cinema and loved it. Cried 3 times during the movie.
Watched it again at home a couple months ago and turned it off after an hour or so, thought it was shit. dunno what changed.

 

[Sudsy]

dunno what changed.

Sound quality - the theatre systems pump out higher quality sound at volumes we can't reproduce at home. Surprisingly strong effect on the viewing experience.

 

[Tabanico]

I think all my most scandalous confessions are already live on this forum. They mostly involve in me being a massive pervert who will do most things with most people.

So I'm glad I stumbled upon this place.

EDIT: oh and I forgot that all my lesser scandalous confessions are also live on this forum but they only involve me being a liberal snowflake...

Again. Glad I came across you lot.

(Not literally you filthy perverts. Well. I mean only literally in a few cases...)

 

[Rusty Trombone]

I once crossed the road even though the little man was red.

 

[TSullivan17]

I once got pleasure from listening to a song that goes "I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom..."

 

[Durg50]

I once got pleasure from listening to a song that goes "I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom..."

i used to be able to jerk off to this song

at 3:10 ish

 

[Frenchy]

I am a self confessed nerd and computer geek and I have never seen any of them movies.

That’s really a shameful confession , I must say

 

[Frenchy]

I once crossed the road even though the little man was red.

Hardcore

 

[Mr Cat]

I once crossed the road even though the little man was red.

Syphilis ? But i don't see how it is related to crossing the road

 

[Frenchy]

Ok so my most shameful confessions would not be about the perv stuff I did (many of you guys beat me easily at that, eg @Tabanico ), more about how borderline psycho I get if I feel that someone tries to take advantage of me and it’s a bit too obvious. Or when I get paranoid about something (which is 99% movies in my head).

Long story short once I suspected a SB to have a yakuza or similar as other SD (turned out to be another deranged movie) . I knew she found him on SA . So i created a fake female profile on SA, with a rather naughty pic, found him in just a few clicks (scary how easy it was in fact), made him want to meet “me” with the sluttiest yet funny messages I could think of... and the guy soon asked me to contact him on his email. Which was his company email. With his full name in it. Yeah, I can be good at making other men think only with their dicks too...

 

[rikkun]

Ok so my most shameful confessions would not be about the perv stuff I did (many of you guys beat me easily at that, eg @Tabanico ), more about how borderline psycho I get if I feel that someone tries to take advantage of me and it’s a bit too obvious. Or when I get paranoid about something (which is 99% movies in my head).

Long story short once I suspected a SB to have a yakuza or similar as other SD (turned out to be another deranged movie) . I knew she found him on SA . So i created a fake female profile on SA, with a rather naughty pic, found him in just a few clicks (scary how easy it was in fact), made him want to meet “me” with the sluttiest yet funny messages I could think of... and the guy soon asked me to contact him on his email. Which was his company email. With his full name in it. Yeah, I can be good at making other men think only with their dicks too...

Did he get lucky?

 

[Frenchy]

Did he get lucky?

naaah , I’m too expensive

 

[MikeH]

That’s really a shameful confession , I must say

That is exactly the reason I have never told that to anyone else.

I know many people in real life who would be less surprised if I told them I am gay.

 

[Mr Cat]

more about how borderline psycho I get if I feel that someone tries to take advantage of me and it’s a bit too obvious. Or when I get paranoid about something (which is 99% movies in my head).

We know

 

[Frenchy]

We know

Ah ah, yes sorry . It was redundant

 

[Frenchy]

Ah ah, yes sorry . It was redundant

Having said that, only the paranoids survive

 

[Rusty Trombone]

Syphilis ? But i don't see how it is related to crossing the road

Can’t believe this didn’t get more likes. Classic!