MikeH
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Before, went for a crap.
I guess it could have been worse. I mean if you went for a crap and just then noticed it was leaking to the floor.
Before, went for a crap.
Also, I once got fucked in the ass by hung transsexual pornstar Azeneth Sabrok and insta-regretted it.
I guess it could have been worse. I mean if you went for a crap and just then noticed it was leaking to the floor.
Sorry, it had been a long day.I found some semen on the floor of toilet for disabled in the Shimbashi JR stn circa 2005
Sorry, it had been a long day.
I must be behind the times because I don't even have Instagram yet, lol. At any rate, let's just say it wasn't my best spur of the moment "I'm bored and horny" idea.Because I am young and cool hipster and with the times I first read that "instagrammed it" and was like good on you boy.
It’s time to open up about our deepest, darkest secrets.
I actually quite liked the final 3 Star Wars films.
The most recent (final) one i watched at the cinema and loved it. Cried 3 times during the movie.I actually quite liked the final 3 Star Wars films.
Sound quality - the theatre systems pump out higher quality sound at volumes we can't reproduce at home. Surprisingly strong effect on the viewing experience.dunno what changed.
I once got pleasure from listening to a song that goes "I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom..."
That’s really a shameful confession , I must sayI am a self confessed nerd and computer geek and I have never seen any of them movies.
HardcoreI once crossed the road even though the little man was red.
I once crossed the road even though the little man was red.
Did he get lucky?Ok so my most shameful confessions would not be about the perv stuff I did (many of you guys beat me easily at that, eg @Tabanico ), more about how borderline psycho I get if I feel that someone tries to take advantage of me and it’s a bit too obvious. Or when I get paranoid about something (which is 99% movies in my head).
Long story short once I suspected a SB to have a yakuza or similar as other SD (turned out to be another deranged movie) . I knew she found him on SA . So i created a fake female profile on SA, with a rather naughty pic, found him in just a few clicks (scary how easy it was in fact), made him want to meet “me” with the sluttiest yet funny messages I could think of... and the guy soon asked me to contact him on his email. Which was his company email. With his full name in it. Yeah, I can be good at making other men think only with their dicks too...
Did he get lucky?
That’s really a shameful confession , I must say
more about how borderline psycho I get if I feel that someone tries to take advantage of me and it’s a bit too obvious. Or when I get paranoid about something (which is 99% movies in my head).
Having said that, only the paranoids surviveAh ah, yes sorry . It was redundant
Can’t believe this didn’t get more likes. Classic!Syphilis ? But i don't see how it is related to crossing the road