Mr 3
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What food decreases a woman’s sex drive by over 90%?
Wedding cake.
Wedding cake.
What food decreases a woman’s sex drive by over 90%?
Wedding cake.
I've read that book a few times and planning on reading it a few more.Hmmm ...
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I've read that book a few times and planning on reading it a few more.
This is one of my favorites.
Visiting a clinic one day, Joe looked into the nurses eyes and said, "Nurses aren't supposed to laugh, right?"
"Of course I won't laugh. I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Joe said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man penis the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell to the floor laughing.
A few minutes later she was able to regain her composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me.
On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Joe replied.
Things went downhill from there.
Sometimes when they are skating forward in the position you can hear a little whistle when the air rushes in.......